Orioles Fashion Bracket-O-logy

We’re frankly not sure if we’re legally permitted to use the words “March” and “Madness” in the same sentence, so rest assured this thing we’re about to suggest is not that… other thing we’re probably not allowed to say.

Man, our legal department is terrible.

This time of year, you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a bracket challenge of some sort. I don’t know why you would be swinging a dead cat- that’s a stupid expression. But the point remains: brackets are here, deal with it. We wanted to get in on the action, but we don’t want to have to learn all the requisite basketball stuff (like how a team like Maryland draws a #4 seed in the same bracket with Kentucky, and draws Valparaiso as an opponent… but I digress). So without further ado, Bird’s Eye View is proud to present the first annual Orioles Fashion Bracket-O-logy.

We are asking you Birdland to choose which fashion reigns as the greatest selection. The first round in the Hat Division begins now and ends on Sunday. Check back in tomorrow to vote for the Apparel Division.